Ergo-This can only mean that Joe is running yardsales and selling all the kit and munitions…and if you want classified documents, they are in the garage.

Source: https://www.imao.us/2023/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-has-the-military-done-with-over-220-billion-dollars-worth-of-equipment/

Traffic Alert- Cambridge Village Neighborhood & Old State Rd. Scott FD is enroute to a medical emergency and they're advising that the roadway is completely gridlocked due to multiple yardsales in the subdivision.

Source: https://newstalk1280.com/ixp/782/p/yard-sale-chaos-indiana-neighborhoods/