Because that would be uncool.

Source: https://www.counterpunch.org/2023/05/24/nuclear-fictions/

Eschewing designer suits, the Killer (no name given) instead tells us he dresses “like a German tourist,” with a nondescript windbreaker and a remarkably uncool hat.

Source: https://biztoc.com/x/e87b2a4f43ef8613?ref=ff

“I guess what we want to do, if you think sort of 30 years ago, science was highly uncool.

Source: https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/23807218.inside-mathscity-can-put-scotland-road-success/?ref=rss

Is this his secret: radiating an essence that’s so uncool, it turns the corner and becomes cool again?

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/dec/31/rick-astley-80s-pop-idol-bbc-new-year-special-star-meme

Meanwhile, the role launched Chris' career, and shades of the uncool high-school nerd can be seen in many of his later roles.

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bendzialdowski/non-actors-in-movies-and-tv-shows

Not only was I guaranteed to be uncool, there was no chance of me working because no one could drive me to and from every shift.

Source: https://metro.co.uk/2023/08/09/train-staff-are-invaluable-to-people-like-me-for-this-vital-reason-19236534/

Somewhere along the way (and I put this around the time people decided the President of the United States to be fun to have a beer with), being informed and smart became uncool, and being became something to be cheered on.

Source: https://deadspin.com/hindsale-basketball-lawsuit-headlines-brendan-savage-1851054880

There is something profoundly uncool about AWOLNATION and the whole collection of bands that bridged the line between car-commercial rock, AltNation-core, and pop radio in the last decade.

Source: https://www.pastemagazine.com/music/awolnation/best-awolnation-songs/

This advice column exists to hold space for you and your Boulder queries (especially the uncool ones).

Source: https://boulderweekly.com/entertainment/dear-whole-foods-daddy/