“I would have to nurse him, then get onstage, come off, and he would twirl my ponytail.

Source: https://americansongwriter.com/gwen-stefani-opens-up-about-how-songwriting-changed-her-life-this-is-my-magic-power/

On the night, members tried their hand (and feet) at Zumba dancing, after a lesson by experts from Studio 22 and then took a twirl on the pole.

Source: https://www.somersetcountygazette.co.uk/news/23849231.norton-fitzwarren-wi-lite-holds-pole-dancing-session/?ref=rss

That being said, I MIGHT be impressed if said monkey DID have a mustache to twirl.

Source: https://comicbookmovie.com/sci_fi/kingdom-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-director-reveals-new-story-details-and-why-proximus-caesar-isnt-a-villain-a208473