The dude back in the day who got spikes in his skull, for instance?

Source: https://www.fark.com/comments/12834210?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

The dude has more Super Bowl rings than your team has playoffs wins since 1996…and he spotted you 4 years!

Source: https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/02/01/report-tom-brady-decision-came-down-to-retiring-or-playing-for-bucs/

The dude is 9-8 in the playoffs.

Source: https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/01/19/if-he-returns-sean-payton-likely-will-get-at-least-20-million-per-year/

The dude is quite literally ALWAYS hurt.

Source: https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/05/29/why-didnt-jimmy-garoppolo-have-foot-surgery-during-the-2022-season/

The dude perhaps just wanted to leave no question in his mind that he did not retire one season too early.

Source: https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/05/28/other-teams-would-oppose-tom-brady-going-from-owner-to-player/

Willie Nelson: The dude must have made a deal with the devil to be so good for this long.

Source: https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/entertainment/music/story/2023-05-14/rock-roll-hall-of-fame-ballot-heres-who-our-readers-would-and-wouldnt-cast-their-votes-for