Bit ah jist left it, ken, nae hassle tae the c*nt.

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Did the felons intend tae hae it wi their chips?

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“Do you want tae go?

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I am planning tae introduce a low-tech option.

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If, inadvertently I have stimulated your interest in the show and you are thinking, ‘Sounds good tae me but, then, I’m mental’, several videos are available on YouTube.

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“Tell that tae the captain o’ the Titanic,” replied Glen.

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The Christmas tree is nae so much taen doon as taen oot – it’s still smouldering in the backie, efter my Jayden used a match and a thing o’ hairspray tae defoliate it.

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Twenty-five boats is booked in this year, fit means 12 thoosand folk disembarking, each expected tae spend an average o’ £134.

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We’re confident that an important monument like this is guaranteed tae draw fowk like a beacon fae miles around.

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Whenever thing things, drink a tae.

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