Everybody poops, just not when Dan Orlovsky is home.

Source: https://awfulannouncing.com/podcasts/espn-dan-orlovsky-shamelessly-wife-poop-pat-mcafee-show.html

In other words, Orlovsky thinks a more experienced offensive coordinator will allow Jones to embrace the team’s offensive philosophy again, instead of questioning it.

Source: https://www.boston.com/sports/morning-sports-update/2023/01/11/mac-jones-patriots-offensive-coordinator/

“I still don’t like Mac’s feet,” Orlovsky said on the “Jones & Mego” show.

Source: https://nesn.com/2023/10/mac-jones-receives-weekly-texts-nfl-qb-analyst-dan-orlovsky-patriots/

“I think coach-wise, he’s a coach you can win a Super Bowl with still,” Orlovsky said on WEEI’s “Jones and Mego” on Wednesday.

Source: https://www.boston.com/sports/new-england-patriots/2023/12/13/former-nfl-qb-bill-belichick-is-still-a-coach-you-can-win-a-super-bowl-with/

Later, I remember J.T. O’Sullivan and Dan Orlovsky, both of whom now make money breaking down football.

Source: https://www.cincyjungle.com/2023/6/27/23772650/podcast-are-we-looking-at-the-value-of-the-backup-quarterback-all-wrong

Orlovsky has been on the call for a couple of Monday Night Football doubleheaders this season already, but it was interesting to see a seamless crossover from the Worldwide Leader to a league-sponsored network.

Source: https://awfulannouncing.com/league-networks/rich-eisen-dan-orlovsky-jason-mccourty-broadcast-chiefs-dolphins-germany.html

Orlovsky later tweeted, “Shoulda never tried the blue cheese…”

Source: https://nypost.com/2023/03/16/espns-dan-orlovsky-shares-strange-shower-habit-gets-ripped-on-twitter/

“See, y’all laughing, you guys stir it up for this man,” Orlovsky said to the crowd.

Source: https://www.mediaite.com/sports/stephen-a-smith-calls-for-chargers-hc-firing-after-blowing-27-point-lead-he-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-use-a-company-pencil/

“The context for me matters in this conversation,” Orlovsky replied.

Source: https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/c-j-stroud-2023-mvp-push-espn.html