I'm sure North Arkansas has a great chance pretending federal law doesn't trump their dumbasses.

Source: https://www.fark.com/comments/12779282?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

It’s obvious that this is an idiotic plan at best; luckily, Turkie’s victims are your archetypal horror dumbasses, nodding their heads and hardly noticing that a six-foot-tall man is now less than two feet tall and also a turkey.

Source: https://www.dreadcentral.com/editorials/468920/a-thankskilling-celebration/